Name is Li Xin, came into the world on 12/06. Currently studying in AMKSS, formerly from Ai Tong School. Proud member of NCC Land.
Also known as Ruby Aspen, Rubyfur, Ruby, Meow Meow.

Crazy about Big Bang, Infinite, Choshinsung (Supernova), Super Junior, Dalmation, Co-Ed, G.Na, and Teen Top!

A few 're-arranging letters' jokes from SM.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

Lol, you probably won't get the last one. Unless you ask SM for the explanation.

A few other jokes...

A wife and husband had a argument that led them
not talking to each other.

Even if they NEED to talk, they’ll use sticky note.

On one particular night, the husband ASK the
wife to wake him up 3 am
in the morning as he need to go to catch a flight.

The next morning he wake up at 7 am,
realizing he was late and before he can get angry,

he saw a note sticking beside him wrote
“Wake up! It’s 3 am now”

Next

Customer : “How much is that banana for?”

Salesperson : “$1.00″

Customer : “Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?”

Salesperson : “At that rate, you’ll only get the banana peel!”

Customer : “Okay… I’ll buy the banana for 40 cents,
but you can keep the peel!”

Next

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, “Do I look like a foreigner''.
Wife: “No! Why?“
Muthu : “In London , a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?‘'

Next

Security Guard : “Just imagine you’re in the 20th floor of a building and it’s on fire. How will you escape?“
Muthu: “It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination. “

 

LOL, that's all for now. Some aren't really funny lor, but I posted it here together with the rest anyway.

[[내 사랑이 제자리로 오지 못하고 흘린 눈물 만큼 멀리 가네요]]

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